Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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