id be glad to
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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