idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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