Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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