Dual....:-)
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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