ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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