i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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