i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
from now on my penis is your penis
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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