If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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