the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
my poor anus
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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