if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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