I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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