I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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