Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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