found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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