Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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