Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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