i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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