That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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