so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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