Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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