He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
did you just send me my own nude
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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