no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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