Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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