Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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