ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
