Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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