His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Randomize
