I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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