I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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