They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I look excited, but its just a facade.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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