Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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