I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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