She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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