Dual....:-)
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
