i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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