I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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