Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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