well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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