a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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