there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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