I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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