He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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