normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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