I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Terrible idea I love it
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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