there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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