True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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