Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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