Having a random hookup so left but love u
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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