Plan B is the new Plan A
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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