Non-Jews are for practice
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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