Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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